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[22 Sep 2005|05:29pm] [ mood | *sings* Alll byyy myyyseeeeelf ] [ music | Rammstein - sonne ] Hi everybody... Hi Dr Nick   Everyone abandoned me on the bus today, for the second half of the journey I was actually alll byyy myyyseeeeelf, and yes, I did sing it. There was absolutely nobody on the bus apart from me and the busdriver, it was like a deserted fairground place. Even the tumbleweed got bored and left me. Oh yeah and Chris Ranger was there too...Personally I think that's why the tumbleweed decided to make an appearance.   This week has gone really quickly, it's a bit suspicious. My weekend was really good. I went to the cinema on Friday and I was in one of my "I find everything hilarious" moods so I was laughing all the way through the film, apart from the funny parts. I had to order a slushie thing so I had composed myself ready to talk to the man, but then I just cracked up and started laughing at him, and then I couldn't get my breath and I was just at the counter gasping. The man was staring at me in a completely not amused way, so afterwards I said to Sarah, "Gosh that man was a spaz" and she said that I was more of a spaz than him seeing as I was standing at the counter gasping and laughing and not saying anything. Sunday was awesome even though I had to get out of bed early. Monday was ok, I shouted, "Jo! You need to go to the immoble with the hibou and the vegetal!" in the middle of German because she drew a hibou in her German book that looked exactly like the hibou on the wall. Everyone said it was an excellent hibou, but I have a feeling that half the people I asked had no idea what I was talking about. Mr Keron came over to help Suriya in Maths and he sat on my lunch. He asked me if I was ok because apparently I looked shocked and upset. I pointed at my lunch but he didn't get it, and was like, "Yeah it's a bit squashed isn't it?". I made bread and butter pudding on Wednesday in food tech, for some reason I was walking around school with my food tech apron on at lunchtime and I forgot I was wearing it. I went into Kate's formroom to ask her about Physics and then her class said my apron was sexy. If I do say so myself it is incredibly cool, Leah got it me from Spain and it's all polka dotty and Spanish, even the dinnerlady wanted to try it on. I got wolf whistled at a lot as I was walking down the corridor, the apron just seems to have this effect on people. Unfortunately my food tech went a bit wrong because I tried to soften the butter in the microwave so I decided it would be ingenious to put the butter in there for about 10 minutes on it's own, like without being in a bowl or anything. 10 minutes later I returned and I opened the microwave and liquid butter gushed out everywhere. Luckily me and my quick thinking self decided to take part of the microwave base out and put it in the sink and then shove a teatowel in the microwave and hope nobody wanted to use it. I thought I was being clever so I clapped my hands together whilst trying to look intelligent but I knocked an egg on the floor and it smashed. It would have actually been so much easier to make whatever it was that I was making on the floor. I tried to put the base of the microwave back in but I couldn't remember how I got it out so I just placed it in there with the teatowel and tried to find some softened butter I could steal from someone. By the time I got the thing I was making in the oven it was the end of the lesson so I had to leave it in the hands of Mrs Brown who assured me she would take it out of the oven on time. As I was walking out of the door I heard someone shouting, "Mrs Brown! Someone put a teatowel in the microwave and the start button doesn't work because there's something jammed in it" so started to walk a bit quicker, and then when I was round the corner I started to run. I had Maths again yesterday and Suriya was looking bored so Mr Keron came over to make conversation so I cautiously moved my lunch onto the other desk. I was vair proud of myself for moving it out of the way but then Mr Keron got the box of whiteboards out and slammed them down on the desk where I moved my lunch to, I made a high-pitched squeaking noise and did a strange arm waving thing, but nobody noticed. Well that's all for now but I'll update this sometime during the weekend or something. Bybyee :) 67 Idiots|Jump off a cliff

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